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[The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets.]
Star Trek: TNG

[The mysterious, dark, gothy one with whom you used to sit up talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy.]
Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles.

[The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved (s)he doesn't actually live in town.]
Sweeney Todd.

[The steady.]
Harry Potter. We have a few kids and I think I could settle down here.

[The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with.]
Pern.

[The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't.]
Pirates of the Caribbean. You're fun to be around, but "It would never have worked for us, darling."

[The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere.]
anything by Neil Gaiman. I'm sure it'll make somebody a great partner some day. Just not me.

also Supernatural.

[The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?"]
Discworld. Honestly, I've tried but I don't see what all the fuss is about.

[The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly.]
Battlestar Galactica, though I'm being a little hypocritical there 'cause I've got a thing for it too.

[The one who gave you the best damned summer of your life and who you measure all other potential partners against.]

Harry Potter. I refuse to believe the summer is over.

[The one that you will cheat on your steady with.]
Stargate: SG1 or Doctor Who. Harry knows and isn't jealous; I know he sees other girls too.

[The one that you’d look up on Friends Revisited]
Avatar

[The one that you’d change the locks on]
Twilight, who never had a key in the first place but I'm being extra careful.

[First love]
Lord of the Rings

[The one you first slept with]
ST: TNG. This was like two fourteen-year-olds fumbling around when neither of them knows what they're doing. But it happened.

[The one who seduced you, fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces then laughed about it.]

A Song of Ice and Fire (why do I still want you so badly?)

[The one you fell for hard and fast and still have a thing for, but who left too soon and now won't return your calls.]

Firefly