Utter crack on toast

I am shipping Severus Snape with a Muggle.

Good lord, I didn't think the other player would agree, but it's so crazy, it just might work!

Sometimes, when searching the castle, you get the Princess instead of the treasure (Snape nabs Kathy)

Note left on Severus' table (Kathy gets snarky)

Severus comes bearing clothes (but doesn't he know how to knock?)

Severus, what am I doing here? ('cause Kathy's been there almost a week and he hasn't tortured her for information or anything. What gives?)

Sometimes the ends do justify the means (Severus returns Kathy to her life)

Sevvie knows the way to a woman's heart is with books! (insert "I've Grown Accustomed to her Face" here)

Utter crack on toast

I am shipping Severus Snape with a Muggle.

Good lord, I didn't think the other player would agree, but it's so crazy, it just might work!

Sometimes, when searching the castle, you get the Princess instead of the treasure (Snape nabs Kathy)

Note left on Severus' table (Kathy gets snarky)

Severus comes bearing clothes (but doesn't he know how to knock?)

Severus, what am I doing here? ('cause Kathy's been there almost a week and he hasn't tortured her for information or anything. What gives?)

Sometimes the ends do justify the means (Severus returns Kathy to her life)

Sevvie knows the way to a woman's heart is with books! (insert "I've Grown Accustomed to her Face" here)