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May. 13th, 2007
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May. 13th, 2007 09:55 pmWe interrupt frantic paper-writing to bring you History Theatre, presenting The Fourth Crusade.
Crusaders: We shall capture Jerusalem by way of... Egypt! But we need boats to get there. Hmm. Hey, Venetians! Make us some boats!
Venetians: Dudes, you can't afford us. But help us punk up this town in Hungary and we'll call it square.
Crusaders: ... But... that's a Christian city...
Venetians: Ya want the boats or not?
Crusaders: All right, fine...
Smart crusaders: Dudes, that's not cool. *bails*
City of Zara: *pwnd*
Crusaders: Okay, now we've sacked this Christian city, and been excommunicated for it, and now it's winter and we can't sail to Egypt. Nuts.
Exiled Byzantine Prince: Hey, guys, since we're kind of stuck anyway, mind popping over to my place and helping me retake Constantinople?
Crusaders: ... But... that's a Christian city....
Prince: I'll totally give you more soldiers.
Crusaders: All right, fine....
Smart crusaders: Dudes, that's not cool. *bails*
Pope: *facepalm*
Crusaders: We shall capture Jerusalem by way of... Egypt! But we need boats to get there. Hmm. Hey, Venetians! Make us some boats!
Venetians: Dudes, you can't afford us. But help us punk up this town in Hungary and we'll call it square.
Crusaders: ... But... that's a Christian city...
Venetians: Ya want the boats or not?
Crusaders: All right, fine...
Smart crusaders: Dudes, that's not cool. *bails*
City of Zara: *pwnd*
Crusaders: Okay, now we've sacked this Christian city, and been excommunicated for it, and now it's winter and we can't sail to Egypt. Nuts.
Exiled Byzantine Prince: Hey, guys, since we're kind of stuck anyway, mind popping over to my place and helping me retake Constantinople?
Crusaders: ... But... that's a Christian city....
Prince: I'll totally give you more soldiers.
Crusaders: All right, fine....
Smart crusaders: Dudes, that's not cool. *bails*
Pope: *facepalm*
(no subject)
May. 13th, 2007 09:55 pmWe interrupt frantic paper-writing to bring you History Theatre, presenting The Fourth Crusade.
Crusaders: We shall capture Jerusalem by way of... Egypt! But we need boats to get there. Hmm. Hey, Venetians! Make us some boats!
Venetians: Dudes, you can't afford us. But help us punk up this town in Hungary and we'll call it square.
Crusaders: ... But... that's a Christian city...
Venetians: Ya want the boats or not?
Crusaders: All right, fine...
Smart crusaders: Dudes, that's not cool. *bails*
City of Zara: *pwnd*
Crusaders: Okay, now we've sacked this Christian city, and been excommunicated for it, and now it's winter and we can't sail to Egypt. Nuts.
Exiled Byzantine Prince: Hey, guys, since we're kind of stuck anyway, mind popping over to my place and helping me retake Constantinople?
Crusaders: ... But... that's a Christian city....
Prince: I'll totally give you more soldiers.
Crusaders: All right, fine....
Smart crusaders: Dudes, that's not cool. *bails*
Pope: *facepalm*
Crusaders: We shall capture Jerusalem by way of... Egypt! But we need boats to get there. Hmm. Hey, Venetians! Make us some boats!
Venetians: Dudes, you can't afford us. But help us punk up this town in Hungary and we'll call it square.
Crusaders: ... But... that's a Christian city...
Venetians: Ya want the boats or not?
Crusaders: All right, fine...
Smart crusaders: Dudes, that's not cool. *bails*
City of Zara: *pwnd*
Crusaders: Okay, now we've sacked this Christian city, and been excommunicated for it, and now it's winter and we can't sail to Egypt. Nuts.
Exiled Byzantine Prince: Hey, guys, since we're kind of stuck anyway, mind popping over to my place and helping me retake Constantinople?
Crusaders: ... But... that's a Christian city....
Prince: I'll totally give you more soldiers.
Crusaders: All right, fine....
Smart crusaders: Dudes, that's not cool. *bails*
Pope: *facepalm*