Much-needed humor

[janetlin]

Who needs Santa when you can write Cthulhu?

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In August, I sacrificed queleb to Cthulhu (500 points). In October, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In July, I stopped alphadsnz_fb from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In December, I fed johnnies_darlin to a Shoggoth (250 points). In May, I recruited queleb as a new cultist (30 points). When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).

In short, I have been very good (850 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priestess.

Your humble and obedient servant,
JanetLin

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

*kicks heels in laughter*